" giving birth "

 [ "giving birth" ]

1: To defecate a volume that one is not accustomed to; the act of voiding feces in masses comparable to a newborn child.

  * e.g.,  ... After being constipated for three days, Wesley's trip to the lavatory felt like giving birth. 

 [ "giving birth" ]

1: when a guy needs to shit bad and has poop contractions that are less than 2 minutes apart from each other

  * e.g.,  ... i need to go home and give birth 

 [ "give birth" ]

1: have a shit -very much like being in labor, complete with "trimesters" and 'pain' (i feel the 'baby' kicking!!)

  * e.g.,  ... i was seriously pregnant, and knew i'd better rapidly get to a toilet and give birth! i was in my third trimester, and having intense labor pains! i got to a toilet just as the 'baby's' head came out, and then i proceeded to give birth! 

 [ "Give birth to Pumbaa" ]

1: To give birth to Pumbaa is to push out a huge log ... to have a shit ... It's big, brown and smelly just like Pumbaa from The Lion King ... think of Pumbaa being born.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: I need to give birth to Pumbaa 

 [ "give birth to a diglett" ]

1: to take a shit, curl one off, drop the kids of at the pool etc in reference to the turd like pokemon

  * e.g.,  ... dude i gotta give birth to a diglett 

 [ "Giving birth to a Marine" ]

1: To take an huge crap, the kind that makes your legs shake.

  * e.g.,  ... Andy: "Hey Bill, you in the toilet?" 

 [ "give birth to a politician" ]

1: To excrete solid bodily waste; to take a shit. The implication that the average politician is a(greedy, corrupt, duplicitous)piece of shit(which is true, in most cases).

  * e.g.,  ... "I'll be right back; I gotta go give birth to a politician." 

 [ "giving birth to a texan" ]

1: Means to take an enourmous shit. Your eyes water when pushing out that texan!

  * e.g.,  ... After a night of bbq and beer, the next morning I had to "give birth to a texan". 

 [ "seahorse giving birth" ]

1: a male seahorse give birth (idk why) but when he gives birth it looks like he’s having a seizure, the ugly rat fucking children come out of his stomach because he’s tony lopez and eats little kids.

  * e.g.,  ... woah that seahorse giving birth 

 [ "Giving birth-day" ]

1: When a mother wants some recognition for giving birth to her child on their subsequent Birthdays.

  * e.g.,  ... Wife: I deserve a present because it's my giving birth-day.